For those of us who wake up with a plan and end up alphabetizing our spice rack, adopting a stray cat, and learning about ancient Mesopotamian bread-making—all before noon.
This shirt is for the adventurers who can't resist a side quest, no matter how minor, random, or chaotic.
- Perfect for gamers, procrastinators, and whimsical wanderers
- Buffs charisma +5, productivity -2
- May lead to treasure, existential crisis, or just really good tacos
Wear it proudly while avoiding your actual responsibilities.

Product features
- Soft and durable 100% ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style
- Tear-away label for total wearing comfort
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
- Perfect for adults seeking unique and relatable designs

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors