Ever feel like your brain has 47 tabs open, 13 of them are playing music, and you're rummaging through the trash of your own thoughts? Yeah, same.
This shirt captures the pure chaotic sparkle of being highly caffeinated, slightly feral, and emotionally unavailable—but in a good way.
- Ideal for anxious extroverts, introverts at capacity, and everyone running on vibes
- May increase speed-walking and nervous giggling
- Best paired with late-night snacks and impulsive online purchases
Wear it to therapy, your third trip to Target this week, or just while spiraling productively.

Product features
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for lightweight comfort
- Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style
- Pearlized tear-away label for added comfort
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainability
- Multiple fabric blends for different color options

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors